January 2010
world needs more hugs without balls and smiles...
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Geez, mom
My mom struts out the door- high heeled leather boots clopping, leather khaki biker chick jacket strapped across her chest with the zipper that crosses from her right shoulder down to her left hip that is just high enough so that you can see her popping purple cashmere sleeved shirt. She wears skin tight gray pants underneath it all and tucks it neatly into her boots.
Shit mom!
Ok, if you know...
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Turkey
I have a hamster. I like to believe that he has super powers, and although he’s a girl, I still call him a boy because I never get used to thinking that he doesn’t have a dick :( boo hoo
He’s my brother, my comfort, and I love him! He’s like a portable superhero! In the summer I take him out on walks with him burrowed in his favorite place- my pocket. I’m not afraid...
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Yipeee！！！
I’m so excited :D even though this is a rainy (omg, it’s raining SOOO much outside! It’s crazy! I took a walk with an umbrella and my thighs were completely wet because the rain was being blown sideways!) day, I feel really happy because my favorite boy is coming over! YES！I haven’t seen him in such a long time (lol, actually not really… winter break?)
SOＨＡＰＰＹ haha...
Sometimes I wish that I really didn't care what...
zeebug:
Because I had this one picture on my Facebook and I personally liked it, but I was told by many of my friends that I looked like a a girl way too hard to look cute/look way older than her age. And even though I don’t agree with them at all because I think that picture looks pretty normal, I took it off because other people’s stupid opinions got to me. I need to not be so sensitive.
I...
Ehh, I guess I've finally sunk.
kayautic:
So I’m actually gonna start posting, but don’t worry :D You don’t have to read it at all, its just for me to vent a little.
I’ve decided to basically stop changing who I am based on what other people want me to be. I’ll like who I want, I’ll dress how I want, and I’ll do what I want (but thats a lie, you guys end up influencing me anyway). If I end up regretting anything, I can at...
“Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.”
– Calvin and Hobbes (via quote-book)
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Chew
I once had a friend who was afraid to love anybody because he knew that if he did, he would get hurt sooner or later. He was afraid to get a dog because he knew that the dog would die and he would be sad. He was afraid to ask a girl out because he was afraid that she would reject him or later on dump him and then his heart would be broken.
We should all take chances. We all will. We all do. We...
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Yea... Big News
Oh… Em… Gee…
“Omg, so, like, Lady Gaga has, like, a DICK! I mean like, ohhh myyy gawwddddd… No WAY.”
“Totally girlfriend! Dood, and I totally heard that like, Adam Lambert is like, gay.. I mean, OMG. I mean, he used to be hellaaaa sexy and stuff, but I mean… Ugh. Like, gay? Ugh. So NOT totally. Sheeesh.”
“Oh! Hey guys! Did you hear...
7828. I couldn't eat because you gave me...
llamafeeshieheart:
(via myheartislistening)
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Life is a Douche
Life’s a douche.
When living tough, it’s just a battle to see who is the biggest douche.
The biggest douche will always win.
….
Ready to douche?
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Battles for the Pursuit of Happiness
I truly feel that beneath it all, on the other side of nature, the real meaning of life is happiness, yet some of us forget that when we are so caught up with pursuing it. We want to get good grades- for our parents happiness? And our parents, of course, would want us to have good grades. Why? Perhaps this is lost in the battlefields of scolding for B’s and endless tutors, but I am sure it...
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Tok Tik
I wake up in the morning feeling for my pants
Grab my backpack, I’m out the door, I’m gonna sleep in school
Before I leave, grab the textbook ‘cuz I can’t do shit without it
‘cause when I flunk out of honors you will call me a fool
I’m talking A plus on our scores, scores
Can’t get enough AP “mores, mores!”
Boys blowing up in chemistry
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"All these people are saying that they want to...
maddyloveschucks:
-Phillip DeFranco
When confused: listen to the Killers
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Taking a piss
My mom’s art students have forced me to treat our home bathroom like a janitor treats the public restrooms- ambush with caution.
Now, don’t get me wrong; many of my mother’s students treat our bathrooms very well and leave it as though the only thing they did was enter it and go without dropping off any special package. I hope you know what I mean by “special...
Some of you girls;
zeebug:
cutiepants:
cindyxlove:
Will let a complete stranger walk into your life and let him sweet talk you until he runs out of words. You go and tell all your friends all about this guy, the things that he does differently, the way he treats you and the way you think he’s gonna love you like no one else did. And when you least expect it you find yourself falling head over heels for this...
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The Story: by Stefan, Sylvia, and Lizz
Stefan in bold, Sylvia in italics, Lizz in none
One upon a time, there was a beautiful young princess who would lay her slender gloved hand on her flawless cheek every afternoon, wishing for a prince unlike any other, She dreamed of a handsome, dashing young man riding gallantly on a black steed, but not as proud as the other princes that had come to her as suitors. Suddenly, a frog hopped over...
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Tattooo
Getting tattoos are painful, but what freaks me out is that they are permanent, and removing them can leave scarring and is very expensive. If you choose not to remove it, you’ll probably grow into an old lady with a tattoo of a buff man on her saggy ass…. Just saying xD
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Chinese dining etiquette: What to expect and how...
For a foreigner, and sometimes even for an unsuspecting ABC (such as myself), eating with relatives at a Chinese restaurant can seem like a family food fight. Bones are spit on the table cloth, your grandpa calls the waitress things that you feel are a bit vulgar, and food that you may find disgusting is and resembles something like fish eyes and human toes are put on your plate even if you...