January 2010
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Thanks Zarrie!
Hahaha, here comes another one of my marching band posts. Why? Because I love it! No sarcasm, but to be exact, it’s a love-hate thing. For those who have fought with their parents about not quitting band and who have stuck with being in marching band for four years through the rain, heat, and cold understand what I mean, and if you don’t it’s a pity because you’ll probably...
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The Not So Marvelous Me
zeebug:
lizzlikespeaches:
is always what I titled those “All About Me” papers my teachers made me write in elementary school before they made me change it into something droll like “Lizz: All About Me”.
My original on-the-birth-certificate name is long and elegant and it totally doesn’t say anything about myself. I changed it to Lizz and only Frank can call me Elizabeth and only Felix can get...
December 2009
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The Not So Marvelous Me
is always what I titled those “All About Me” papers my teachers made me write in elementary school before they made me change it into something droll like “Lizz: All About Me”.
My original on-the-birth-certificate name is long and elegant and it totally doesn’t say anything about myself. I changed it to Lizz and only Frank can call me Elizabeth and only Felix can get away with...
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Hope for the better but expecting the worst
Lizz: What if there's a nicer, sweeter, sensitive side of him that we just can't see until we get to know him?
Person: Dood, fuck that. The other side of an ass is just a dick. And dicks either make you suck 'em or fuck 'em, or if they're a bit more compassionate, they just piss on you.
“Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.”
– Dark Helmet, Space Balls
“Some are like water, some are like the heat
Some are a melody and some are the...”
– Alphaville- Forever Young
Punishment
Felix: Well, the police came over to my house and told my mom about the graffiti
Lizz: What did she do?!
Felix: She shaved me...
Lizz: 0.0... wtf? -.-
Felix: Well, you know how I spend five minutes every morning doing my hair and making sure it looks right?
Lizz: Oh yea.. you love your hair
Felix: Yea... She shaved me... I'm never going to do graffiti again. At least not in China
“It’s not where you take things from — it’s where you take them to.”
– Jean-Luc Godard
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“Art is the lie that enables us to realize the truth.”
– Pablo Picasso (via iamtea-rriffic)
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In response to Lizz's post about saying "No."
loveisthepurpose:
Lizz is right, the “district approved” Health book doesn’t help in teaching people how to say “no” to drugs at all. It’s almost as if the district is ignoring the fact that lots of kids do drugs, judging by their weak “drug-pressuring” scenarios in the Health book.
The examples to saying no to using illegal drugs:
1) “Try this-only losers don’t do drugs.”…”What loser told you...
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It isn't easy
You know how in health class they make it sound so easy to say no to those who ask youto take drugs or try smoking and then at the end they say “I know it’s hard, but once you do it, you’ll make your life easier”? Well, although they make it sound easy (but then say it’s hard) by telling you that all you have to say is “no”, the truth is that it really...
“I tried to do handstands for you
I tried to do headstands for you
Everytime I...”
– Chairlift- Bruises
“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know...”
– Billy - age 4 (via sexismandthecity) (via rakalak) (via lavenderlines) (via istalksnape)
“try not to fall in love even though you know you’re tripping. You’ll...”
Last week my band teacher was trying to get the...
loveisthepurpose:
theharrypotterllama:
Sounds like something Mr . Conway would do ;D
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING, ZARRIE!!!!
Love according to children.
incessantlove:
regularpirates:
heydrian:
helveticunt:
larasays-:
maxwild:
maddyson:
weakhands:
haventyouheard:
stormofgenius:
-eternal:
Actual children’s answers to the question “what is love?”
“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.” - Billy, age 4
“Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy...
My crazy dream last night.
fuckyeahamun:
Twas an ordinary day at school, until lunch.
For some reason, Cyrus would NOT let go of my arm, and was squeezing it like a little bastard cab and kept calling me “Citrus!!!”
And my sister’s boyfriend was there, and he was just staring at me like a pedophile, watching me walkaround and talk and try to ply cyrus off me.
Angela (subconcios pun on homecoming) was playing yu-gi-oh....
Perfect girlfriend?
shewonttellyou:
jon-b:
paolomiguel:
meeksneaks:
pokness:
missxgabby:
jmoneyhoney:
supermanexists:
What is a perfect girlfriend? They say there’s no such thing as perfection, and that she doesn’t exist. She dresses up all cute and pretty every time you take her out on a date. This is her way of keeping you interested as your eyes are locked solely on her. You stare at other girls...
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List of made-up words originating from...
1. Shubbalubbadingdong (the sound a beast bell would make)
2.Shubama (the outcome of having Obama giving birth to a baby with Shubhankar…)
3. I’d Shubonk that (I’d tap that)
4. Shubunkin (a type of Japanese fish)
5. Shub (a shower in a tub)
6. Every Shubalalla, every woawowowoah (a line in the Carpenter’s song, “Yesterday Once More”
7. Shubbler (someone...
I need advice.
loveisthepurpose:
So if you read the post from a little while ago in which I talked about my friend who was ignoring my calls and text, you’ll know what I’m talking about right now, and I guess if you really want to read that post, this is it.
So pretty much, it’s been three days since I called/texted this friend all those many times and found out that they were ignoring me (after I called them...
I saw one of the Winter Ball pictures on my news...
“Every time you go away
you take a piece of me with you”
– Paul Young- Every Time You Go Away
GMH →
loveisthepurpose:
givesmehope:
My grandpa passed away on April 2nd 2009. Before my grandpa passed he pulled his oxygen mask off his face and lifted his hand up to his mouth. We thought he was going through pain. But instead he blew 3 kisses to my grandma, smiled, and passed away. RIP Grandpa i love you and You GMH.
Boy: What's wrong?
Girl: I hate it whenever people ask me what I see in you.
Boy: Why?
Girl: I hate it because I'm always unsure how to respond.
Boy: How come?
Girl: I'm unsure because if I tell them, I'm afraid they'll fall in love with you too..
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Why do people complain about the dumbest shit?
noloitering:
(via aballerandaboss)
because they’re too stupid to complain about actually important shit
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“Friends make you like them. Best friends make you like yourself.”
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Some can't help but
…dwell on the worst. Perhaps some find comfort in thinking of the worst possibilities and then hearing that it didn’t happen. I don’t know, but the conscious is a strange thing that tends to torture itself with thoughts of “if“‘s… But of course, life is full of if’s and the human mind knows it- and comprehends it so well that the if’s have turned into certainly’s in the subconscious. End result?...